This blog is for all of my naughty things, and a few nice things. If you don't want to see naughty things, don't look here...
For my less internet savy friends who are here because I sent you a link - NSFW stands for NOT SAFE FOR WORK. So if you're at work, wait until you go home and if you're at home, make sure the kids are otherwise occupied ;)
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.
HERO.
When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.
I love her. I want to know what his mother says. xD
Notice how he continues harassing her after he said he would leave her alone.
Digging himself a lemon-filled grave, so to speak.-Eccoecho
I have a whole album dedicated to these losers
Sex education class (1929)
#the range of reactions here is fantastic #that blonde girl in the front row who’s just stunned #those two girls on the right of the second row who’re like #’lol there are much better positions’ #’if you can practice them until your muscles don’t tire out’ #’which we have’ #the two girls in the middle front who are trying to figure out whether it’ll really fit #the girl on the right on the third row up who is about to file a complaint for lewd instruction #and that girl up in the very top left who’s like ‘yeah yeah yeah call me when we get to anal’
ten movies everyone should see → Dirty Dancing
↳”Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you”
Jasmine & Tyler : Dangerous Game
Thanks to x-art legal secretary Jasmine gets a chance to act out her sexual fantasy with Tyler.
One must call out the rule, everyone drinks except for the person who calls it out.
If any drinking rules have been skipped, one may call out everyone else to drink the amt.
(If people have not done so, the amt doubles.)
Drink Once
someone says “Harry Potter”
someone says “wand”
…
Going to try and watch all movies back to back Friday night/Saturday. 19hrs of runtime plus snack and toilet breaks, we’ll definitely need a drinking game!
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
This is great!
(Source: snugglybutt)
